Have a crappy
Have a crappy
Have a crap, crap crappy new year

New years suck
I don't give a fuck
Crappy new year

Have a crappy
Have a crappy
May each day be filled with bad cheer

And with nothing less
Than much crappiness
All through the year


Yup! I hate new years! New years is the suckiest piece of suck that ever sucked! New years day should be just another day, not this useless and stupid celebration. But if new years day has to be a useless and stupid celebration, please, please, please don't drag me into it! I do have freedom of choice, you know!